... SORRY MUM!

  Mum, if you've found your way onto this page, it's more than likely that I've just posted something that I think you may not like! ... for that I'm sorry (obviously not sorry enough to not have done what ever I may or may not have done in the first place, and then posted it online too, maybe I ought not remind you of that right now).
  At this time of disappointment and/or upset, I would just like to show you this happy image, in the hopes making you feel proud of me once again ...

Disclaimer, this isn't my graduation photo, I never attended..